Advocating seeing Splice was a worse one.
This movie has everything going for it; good acting, great effects, and a haunting score draped over a timeless Frankenstein-type story.
Then Adrien Brody fucks the creature.
I mean what I say there literally, and will say it again.
Adrien Brody fucks the creature.
This turns into a comedy of errors which then results in the the creature growing a penis and raping the main female character.
Again:
The female creature, having been fucked by Adrien Brody, grows a wang and thrusts it into the other lead.
This movie is pure bile.
Just… pure bile.
Should have married that Russian. She would have never wanted to see this movie. Would have saved me $7.
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Added March 23, 2016
This used to hold the title of worst movie I ever sat through in a theater. Since then the winner is “Only God Forgives” which sucks because I loved its predecessor so much.
Worst movie I’ve ever paid to see? “Exodus: Gods and Kings” – walked right out of that one.
This movie is so bad, though, that I refuse to see it a second time to validate my opinion or challenge it. I hold fast to what I say here.