So I’m typing this as I go along with the movie for the most part. I love these movies. For whatever reason. It might just be for the pure bliss of seeing people get killed in stupid ways.
The opening, from the get go, is out of this world. The first death is amazing. I like a good pendulum death as much as the next guy, but this unrated DVD has such gore in it!
The aftermath of what happened to that family from the 3rd Saw movie was great right away. Brutal end to that story (or is it the end?) Also, the aftermath of what happened to the police officer (also, his reluctance to die in that cool trap was neat. Rammin’ that pen into his throat! Badass.
Tobin Bell is here. In a tape. I love this guy and his friggin’ character.
As a quick aside, whatever happened to the Dr. from the first movie? The one that had to do away with his foot to escape? I assume he died of blood loss, but where is the proof? Nowhere to be found, it seems.
…what’s in the box, Jokey? What’s in the box?
Cool connections to the other movies throughout this film so far. Already we have the husband and wife from 3-4, Jigsaw’s ex, Agent Perez from 4, and pictures of the dead cops from the first movie (Danny Glover!). Good, solid ties to the other films so far. But what of the police officer from the end of the 4th movie? The black guy that tried to save the cop from the 2nd one? Hmm…
The acting is a little stale in this one (aside from pen-throat-guy’s voice being all gross and terrible, which is probably the best and coolest thing so far), but these movies were never about that. They are about guts and stuff and, as of this point, I haven’t seen enough guts. A shame, really.
JULIE BENZ! I love Julie Benz. Darla is nonstop cool in all things I see her in. And she’s not blonde although you can tell she is totally wearing a wig. That isn’t her hair color. At all.
Bad acting from these five for the most part, aside from the bald guy and Benz. They’re going to spend their 15 minutes talking about themselves? I’d be trying to escape from the start.
SWEET MOVE BY THE BALD GUIY PULLIN’ THAT CABLE! HOLY SHIT! Floored that guy. Snap.
No one threw up? From the chick gettin’ her head taken off? Bogus.
Julie Benz is not stupid. I know they haven’t given me names yet, but if they give me her name, I’m still going to call her Benz. Oh well.
I’m having the same problem in this one that I did in the last one, and that is that I can’t keep the two male leads apart.
What news website shows such gross photos of murder victims to the public like that? Plausibility in these movies have not always been the most important aspect of the film’s enjoyment, but as the movies have gotten more serious and more about telling a story over time, it appears to me that they should have more credible story lines to tie it all up. And that means there has to be some realistic elements. I know, I’m asking for too much, here, but – in the worlds of GOB Bluth – “COME ON!”
The four leftover people from the first trap are talking in a way that makes me think of the far superior film CUBE. The movie this wishes it was.
If those puppet things are taped in advance, how did it know only four people survived the first trap? Bullshit.
What’s the game, here? How could they all have survived? Either trap?
…WHO knows who WHO is? Questions, questions.
…I need a snack.
I got Marvel Super Hero popsicles. Awesome.
PEE WEE!
TOBIN BELL! AWESOME!
Hahaha flashbacks of his sister!
I really like Jigsaw’s motives and his character. He doesn’t think he’s a bad guy, and keeps becoming more complicated and interesting. I like him a lot. Good bad guy. And without Tobin Bell, he wouldn’t be even close to right. Solid.
Fantastic tie in to the razor wire man from the first movie! So far, in regards to this movie’s willingness to tie up lose ends, its pretty damn good. Did Amanda know about this agent’s involvement, by the way? Hmm… I miss Amanda.
Cool, Tobin is bald again. Real solid. And here is some amazing camera and flashback work. Good stuff.
These are some damn good flashback sequences. Holy shit. Actually, it makes a lot of sense, overall. Couldn’t get Carley Ewles (or however you spell that) into a flashback, though. Nor could they get his OK to use a clip of him.
So he knows about Amanda, but she probably doesn’t know about him. Curious.
“If you’re good at anticipating the human mind… it leaves nothing to chance.”
Good reuse of the Saw theme, here. Solid.
The bathtub room seems really stupid. Really stupid. Holy jesus. These people are dumb. Dumb people. Julie Benz… what is your deal. You are stupid. This entire sequence of events is the lamest sequence of events ever. Lame. Let’s move on, please.
Seriously, though, Jigsaw doesn’t create a scenario that isn’t possible to solve without people living. Where is the solution for these rooms? I hope they’re cool.
The timeline of the previous two movies and this one is so tight, its awesome. I love it. Shit. I like this movie. It takes place between the events of the last one and the autopsy. Good storytelling, so far.
Flashback to that black cop, but no kill shot. What the hell? Is he dead? There’s nothing that comes even close to signifying that.
AHA! They are all the same key! Holy shit. They could have made it with one key. How would they have known that? I call bullshit, again. Argh. What a lame bit of bullshit. Bad storytelling. Julie Benz at least cracks me up. But I guess this asks my question about the tape knowing someone didn’t live: plot hole.
Here’s the sad part about this movie…. and how these movies continue over time… the Jigsaw story (and subsequent characters that follow him) is really interesting. The gore is solid. But past that… HOLY SHIT JULIE BENZ HAS A HUGE RACK! …the storylines are not that solid beyond that. Its kinda dumb and they lack the punch of the first two movies. Also, no Danny Glover.
This hand trap is extra bloody. And gross. And is Julie Benz even cutting her hand? It only looks like the junkie is. And he’s up to his arm. And she isn’t.
DON’T GRAB THAT TAPE PLAYER YOU IDIOT.
GROSS FUCKIN’ ARM SHOT!!!! HOLY SHIT!
Upcoming frame up imminent.
Fisticuffs solve everything.
You idiot. You friggin’ idiot. Tape said the only way to survive is by being in that box. What an idiot you’ve been. You put someone else in a box. He will survive. What an idiot.
Julie Benz? I hope you live, Julie Benz.
God damn it, you stupid fool. You are the biggest idiot I’ve ever seen. If you die in that room and the guy survives the box, I will punch a hole in a wall so big only 200 people will survive the aftermath. And they won’t be happy.
Frame up complete. And that guy is the hero again.
This police officer is a total idiot. A total friggin’ idiot. He deserves to die. CRUSHED TO DEATH!!!! HOLY GOD DAMN IT!
I’m punchin’ that hole in that wall.
Ok. So.
Final verdict is as follows:
I DID NOT HATE IT.
******* out of **********
(7/10)
Yeah, that’s right Aaron. 7 out of 10 for a Saw movie.
Added September 21, 2016
Basically live-tweeted that movie before people did that, at all.
Here’s what I’ll say: I hope they never reboot this franchise but they totally will.
I should sit down and watch from start to finish, someday.