my younger brother is in london for quite some time. \
i’m fairly sure i’ve never been this jealous of someone in my entire life.
Added September 9, 2016
He did a study abroad program and I’m still jealous of it to this day.
Month: April 2008
HM – Stolen Concept from Zak Bartels
thinkin’ about how america got its independence from england…
…we were assholes.
we fought dirty, we shot at officers, we never played by the rules, we attacked on christmas day…
america is a bunch of assholes today, too.
god bless us, everyone.
Added April 13, 2017
These ideas are Zak’s and I out-and-out stole them for my own use. I’m as bad as the Americans!
Wait…
Facebook – Just Thinkin’ Here
thinkin’ about how america got its independence from england…
…we were assholes.
we fought dirty, we shot at officers, we never played by the rules, we attacked on christmas day…
america is a bunch of assholes today, too.
god bless us, everyone.
Added September 9, 2016
I had a strong opinion regarding Americans, huh?
However, everything else is true. Also, Kurt provides a great bit of commentary, as always.
Facebook – “Just 4 Minutes to Save the World” (Sucks)
can i go on record here and state that this new madonna song – which features the “talented” justin timberlake – sucks?
you can even hear the song while madonna sings! all you can hear are her creaky old bones moving around inside her worn leather skin. also, she is so damn old.
she is old.
i think she is old and ugly. i can’t stand her.
i hope she realizes how foolish she is. and how old she is.
justin i can take. out back. and beat with a stick.
i’m worried if i tried that with madonna… well… i don’t know. i don’t want to be TOO disrespectful of old people.
Added September 9, 2016
Watched the video – or about fifteen seconds of it before I couldn’t handle it any longer – and have to stand by my previous statements. And its not like she’s gotten any better (in any regard).
Facebook – Meeouch
got this cut on my thumb. deep. hurts.
no idea where it came from.
whataday
Added September 9, 2016
Yet again, why bother posting this? Less isn’t always more, Young Skyler.
Facebook – LOST NOTES/REACTIONS – SPOILERS
UH…. intro to first ad:
DAMN HELL, YOU SAY YOU WON IT!?!?!
RIGHT AWAY:
HALLIWAX ON THE COAT!! OH MY GOD!!!!!!!!!! why was it an arctic coat…?
SOME STUFF:
OH HOLY COW! TENSION!
HERE’S SOMETHING:
SOMEONE BLEW UP BEFORE THE CREDITS WERE DONE ROLLING. PEOPLE ARE DEAD ALREADY!!!!!
I NEED THIS SHOW, NOW AND FOREVER:
IF THEY KILL WHO I THINK THEY ARE GOING TO KILL…. I DON’T KNOW. i don’t know…
SOMETHING NEW:
LOST can probably cure cancer… if you believe in it hard enough
DESMONDS BOAT:
DESMONDS BOAT
SHIT!:
SAYID! that guy can act! Also… Ben is a goddamned king! I LOVE THIS SHOW! I LOVE THIS SHOW! I LOVE THIS SHOW!
BEN:
WHAT THE FUCK IS HE DOING! WHAT THE FUCK!
SONIC FENCE IS DOWN:
THE SMOKE MONSTER CAN GET IN!
FUCK:
Uh… they killed who I thought they were going to kill. And… oh shit.
BEN IS ABOUT TO DO SOMETHING:
FUCKED UP!!!!!!
COMING UP NEXT: I don’t even know what it could be. I don’t even know. It could be anything. This has been. THE BEST EPISODE (not better than The Constant).
SMOKE MONSTER:
I WILL NEVER LOVE ANOTHER SMOKE MONSTER LIKE I LOVE LOST’S SMOKE MONSTER
JACK LOOKS TERRIBLE:
Holy shit.
NEVER GONNA TAKE ‘EM OFF THE ISLAND!??!??!?!!!?!?!?!?!?!:
ou3hwrpoiuawyoviwauhtmviwoatymva0i7w4ty09ws76vy09sw7m4ty08sg7y609,4v72aya2976ya2-076ya2-967vya269-7y0v9y
SHOWDOWN AT SUNDOWN:
Hugo…. is……. fuck it, this is going to be about the Smoke Monster again. FUCKIN’ SMOKE MONSTER!
HOW DOES THIS END:
HOLY SHIT CAKES THE FIRST!
BEN CAN’T! HE IF DOES:
DESMOND WILL BE SO SAD!
Added September 9, 2016
I love these reviews. I updated them live, as I watched the episodes so you can read along with a viewing. The format didn’t remain very consistent, but oh well. I just think they’re fun.
Facebook – BUFFY VS FRAY – BUFFY #16!!!!!!!!!!!11two
OH NO!
NOT AGAIN!
IT HURT SO GOOD!
I CAN’T UNDERSTAND!
HERE IT COMES!
AMAZING DAYS!
i have needed more fray since the dawning days
FINALLY!
Added September 9, 2016
Great, now I need to dig “Fray” out of a box…
PS: Hated how they treated her character in this arc. Felt as though it was inauthentic.
Facebook – Makin’ Cents
“When it comes to reassuring a traumatized 19-year-old, I’m about as expert as a palsy victim doing brain surgery with a pipe wrench.”
-Hartigan
Added September 9, 2016
I mean, that’s a great quote, but did it need its own note? With that title?
Facebook – W8in’ 4 da Wurmz
spring is just worm genocide
i mean they either drown or burn alive
they have no where that they can hide
from God’s twisted half-inch tide
i am drinking Sunkist
Added September 9, 2016
I like this one. But I don’t think I even remember what Sunkist tastes like… or where I got some, back then?
Facebook – CAN’T BUY A RAKE — IN THIS STATE
ZAK BARTELS AND ME
HentaiMcToonboob: jupiter is so hot
HentaiMcToonboob: literally, too
HentaiMcToonboob: we’d burn up there, if we’d survive the gravity
HentaiMcToonboob: or could land
RamdianZERO: would we?
RamdianZERO: it’s farther away from the sun
RamdianZERO: which is why it’s able to sustain it’s gaseous state
HentaiMcToonboob: its the storms
HentaiMcToonboob: that make it so hot
RamdianZERO: maybe
HentaiMcToonboob: no maybe
HentaiMcToonboob: its actual factual
RamdianZERO: maybe
HentaiMcToonboob: NO ITS TRUTH
RamdianZERO: maybe
HentaiMcToonboob: I’LL KILL YOU! I’LL KILL YOU TO DEATH SO HARD ITS NOT FUNNY
RamdianZERO: maybe
HentaiMcToonboob: DAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11two
RamdianZERO: maybe
HentaiMcToonboob: …… 😦
Added September 9, 2016
Is this funny? Maybe.
skylerbartels 