Sometimes my brother Zak gets in sync with me and I’m fun to talk to:
Skyler says: CANCER-ATTACK!!!!!!
Zak says: are you attacking me with cancer, or are you attacking my cancer?
Skyler says: I AM a cancer. July 5th!
Zak says: oh fuck
Zak says: it’s really frustating when you’re living in a building because it has an elevator, and then the elevator stops working the day you’re going to do your laundry
Skyler says: hahaha, i’m sure.
Zak says: because my room is on the top floor, and guess where the laundry machines are?
Skyler says: well they are heavy and big
Skyler says: so i’m sure they are on the top floor right outside your…. no! INSIDE your room!
Zak says: congrats.
Zak says: you’re a stupid piece of shit.
Skyler says: hey! i’m not stupid!
the original emo kid
Added September 1, 2016
The weakest “Tense(s)” entry, but still solid.
Why does this one have a picture, though?
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