So, in the spirit of stealing these things because i’m bored at work:
Look at your wall and list the last twelve people who have commented you. If someone has commented twice, skip to the next new commenter. Skip spam stuff. Then answer the questions!
1. Ngan Hoang
2. Audra Leichleiter
3. Emily Chloupek
4. Chris Hamburger
5. Kristall Knieper
6. Aaron W. Jaco
7. Tom Thomas
8. Morgan sXe
9. Angela Miceli
10. Zak Bartels
11. Daryl Vitali
12. Jo Hawxby
Q: Have you ever kissed number 7?
A. No, no for the love of God, no! (no offense, Tom)
Q: What’s the best memory you have of 9?
A. Like most females, driving her nuts with my obnoxious ways
Q: When’s the next time you’re gonna see 4?
A: whenever i run into him next
Q: Is number 8 pretty?
A: i would say the answer is yes (thank god it wasn’t a dude, there!)
Q: What was your first impression of number 10?
A: heheh, it cracks me up because he’s my brother… hahah, god i hated him.
Q: How did you meet 3?
A: through her brother, eric
Q: Is 11 your best friend?
A: no. although her title might lead you to think that was the case…
Q: Have you seen 5 in the last month?
A: never met her
Q: When was the last time you saw 12?
A: long while ago. what’s the deal with that?
Q: Have you ever been to 1’s house?
A: no. that would only be awkward
Q: When’s the next time you’ll see 10?
A: christmas break
Q: Are you really close to 3?
A: i don’t know, she’s in lincoln, i’m in des moines… on a universal scale, i’d say “yes”
Q: Have you ever been to the movies with 6?
A: technically… he WAS there when i saw silent hill the second time
Q: Have you ever gotten in trouble with 2?
A: nothing major. i’m sure we had our spats in high school
Q: Would you ever go out with number 7?
A: uh… jesus Tom, sorry but no
Q: What do you and number 3 talk about the most?
A: work and comics and stuff
Q: Do you even know 9?
A: uh, yes
Q: Would you give number 3 a hug?
A: it would depend on the situation. but probably no
Q: Would you ever go on a date with number 11?
A: probably not, sorry.
Q: Are you in love with number 12?
A: yes. jo, lets run away together.
Q: Have you ever lied to number 9?
A: i lie to everyone
Q: Do you know a secret about number 8?
A: i don’t know. this is getting old
Q: Describe the relationship between number 9 and number 5.
A: they each know me. thats about it
Q: What is the best thing about your friendship with number 4?
A: humor and sarcasm. dark, dark sarcasm
Q: What is the worst thing about number 1?
A: SHE IS ALIVE!!! ha, i kid… i kid…
Q: Have you ever danced with number 7?
A: no. jesus Tom, they want us to date or something
Q: How long have you known number 12?
A: seems like forever. but its only actually been two months
Q: Have you ever been in a fight with number 8?
A: no
Q: Does number 9 have a boyfriend/girlfriend?
A: jesus is everyone’s boyfriend
Q: Have you ever been a co-worker with number 6?
A: we all are co-workers in life
Q: Have you ever wanted to punch number 2 in the face?
A: yes. audra, all the time. BAM!
Q: Has number 1 ever met your mother?
A: no
Q. How did you meet number 6?
A: Yasmina’s class, my first year; he was a young, freshfaced boy full of ideas, i was a hideous monster
Q: Did you ever accidentally physically hurt number 5?
A: no. i’ve never met them!
Q: What is the best memory you have with number 8?
A: borat. or other things. or a bunch of stuff.
Q: Do you live close to 7?
A: actually, in a shocking turn of events, yes. yes i do.
Q: What is number 2’s favorite food?
A: nope
Q: Out of your top 12, which one would you say is the funniest?
A: aaron and zak
Q: Who is the most flirtatious?
A: Tom. No, wait! OH SHIT!
Q: If you could change one thing about number 3, what would it be?
A: Huge, robot arms and laser eyes!
Q: Say something nice about number 11.
A: no
Q: Which one lives the farthest away?
A: the fan
Q: Which one do you hang out with the most?
A: he knows who
Q: Who is the loudest?
A: me. i’m done with this. bye.
Added April 5, 2016
This thing assumed I was in love with Tom Thomas so bad…
There are some other humorous things, here. “Spats” with Audra, my description of meeting Aaron, how differently I viewed my friendship with Daryl at the time.
Responses, here, are the real winners, though.
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