Page 21 – In Which Young Skyler Quotes Family Guy

Randy Newman (singing):

Fat man with his kids and dog
Came in through the morning fog
Hey there Rover, come on over.
[Lois (spoken)] “Well, it’s nice to have music while we eat.”
Red headed lady, reachin’ for an apple
Gonna take a bite- nope, nope.
She gonna breathe on it first, wipe it on her blouse…
She takes a bite,
Chews it once, twice, three times, four times. Stops!
Saliva workin’, takes a good long look at Randy
…five times
Fat old husband walkin’ over.
[Lois(spoken)] “Let’s get the hell out of here.”
They’re walkin’ down the road.
Left foot, right foot
Left foot, right foot
Left…


Added March 29, 2016
Ugh. Fuck Family Guy.

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2 thoughts on “Page 21 – In Which Young Skyler Quotes Family Guy”

  1. HAMM: In the morning they brace you up and in the evening they calm you down. Unless it’s the other way round.That old doctor, he’s dead naturally? CLOV: He wasn’t old. HAMM: But he’s dead? CLOV: Naturally.

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